April Fool SMS | April Fool Messages | April Fool Hindi SMS | April Fool SMS Collection - 8
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips. MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger , , GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
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For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
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What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor!
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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