April Fool SMS | April Fool Messages | April Fool Hindi SMS | April Fool SMS Collection - 9
BUY A SCOOTY….. PICK UP A BEAUTY… DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY… REMOVE HER NIGHTY… DO UR DUTY… AFTER 9 MONTHS … * GET A CUTY *
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You...
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A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
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Close
your
eyes
and
think
about
yourself
for
30secs.
After
30secs
open
your
eyes
and
you
will
realize
that
you
have....
wasted 30secs. (so think about me)Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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