April Fool SMS | April Fool Messages | April Fool Hindi SMS | April Fool SMS Collection - 8
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na muslims ko zinda jala dia. THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY OF MAKING MUSLIMS [...]
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Motherreplied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
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Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa, Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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