April Fool SMS | April Fool Messages | April Fool Hindi SMS | April Fool SMS Collection - 10
Fill d blanks wid YES / NO / Ok
1) ..... I am not human.
2) ..... I don't have a brain
3) ..... I don't have any sense
4) ..... I am stupid
Rply is must.
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
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COUNT the STARS.
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Gin Liye ..?
Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.
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143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........
Now you open your eyes
U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!
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A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS
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Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
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Stress test.
Ansr these 2 ques..
1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey mouse!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...
Because
all ducks have 2 legs!
SO BE COOL....
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Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)
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Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses
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Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
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