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The sky falling down, the whole world is on fire the smell of burning is strong on my mind everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction one man taking another life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know mankind still has to go for miles.
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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
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What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”
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There is a saying
"If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people".
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
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Eq.1:
study = don’t fail
Eq.2:
don’t study = fail
adding eq 1&2
study+don’t study = fail+don’t fail
taking common
study(1+don’t) = fail(1+don’t)
solution:
study = fail.
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What is d meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.
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Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..
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GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity ,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.
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10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
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Happiness always looks small if u
hold it in your hands. But when you learn
to share it, u will realize how big & precious
it is.
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Our communication – Wireless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
“Our bosses – hopeless”
Finally,
Our Salary – Veryless
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My smile + my Joy + my
Pleasure + my Life + my Relief
+ my Honour & my Pride =
Your 1 SMS.
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