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I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum‘on friend,
Its just A
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Fact.
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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..
Itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum..
International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..
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u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.
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Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Ha Ha Ha
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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.
! U 2
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What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
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Who Wants 2 BA
MILLIONAIRE
Let”s play?
Q. Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…HA HA HA…….
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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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