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A couple were arguing.
Wife: You don’t like anybody in my family.
Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
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Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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A fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
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Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties
Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;-
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao
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