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Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2″rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!
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Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
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If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE
Dear God, I beg u!
Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss.
Give me the Love to forgive him.
Give me the patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
don’t give me the Power
because if u give me the Power
I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
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Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u
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I really deeply wish tat u r
here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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