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A Health Forum Speaker Asked:
Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years,
After Eating It?
After a Long Silence,
An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.
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When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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For a Special Couple on Your Wedding Day
Love grows deeper, stronger,
And more beautiful when it is planted by God...
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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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What is the Similarity Between Marriage and 11:59 PM ?
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?
Think Again
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Ans:
Dono k Baad
Din Badal Jaate Hain. :)
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn’t notice
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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