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thakur our basanti ne rakhi bandhi to kya rista hoga bakawas band kar thakur hath nahi thai mn
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Classroom is like a train… 1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives…middle 2 benches are general compartments & last 2 benches are sleeper coaches.
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Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..
U will realise that,
The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)
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Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai..
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..
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Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai :D
"Honey"
Or
"Sweethear t"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive
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1friend:gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.
2friend:kyu kya hua?
1friend:ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 sal ke patni ko deworce manga.:-)
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How to kill a girl?
Ans: give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmotics… and “Lock her in a room without a mirror”
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Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?
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